I had a celebrity spotting on Saturday night

I was at the Mercury Lounge to see Gibby Haynes And His Problem. It was a fun show. Super packed. Small venue and even smaller bathroom. It was in the bathroom that I stood behind a glamorous and thin Renée Zellweger. She was there to cheer on her fellow Texan Gibby. I heard her say she knew him from the old days with his band The Butthole Surfers. Her hair was brown and she had a fancy Chanel bag hanging from her shoulder. No Jack White with her though. My friend was mad that I didn't ask her where Jack was. No way!