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A comprehensive guide to the most appallingly named celebrity babies of the 21st Century:

1. Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee - (Jason Lee)
2. Tu Morrow - Rob Morrow (Tu Morrow... geddit?)
3. Audio Science Sossamon - Shannon Sossamon
4. Salvador O'Brien - Ed O' Brien (Radiohead)
5. Raven Numan - Gary Numan
6. Banjo Griffiths-Taylor - Rachel Griffiths
7. Jermajesty Jackson - Jermaine Jackson
8. Reignbeau Rhames - Ving Rhames (like Rainbow)
9. Jaz Agassi - Andre and Steffi Agassi
10. Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp - John Mellencamp